Lyric Tree Hugger
I d rather have a shitty girlfriend than a shitty car
If my girlfriend starts to get on my nerves I could travel really far
I d rather have a shitty meal than a shitty resume
Cause a totally awesome resume will feed me steak one day
I d rather have a shitty body than a shitty voice
On my body I could wear some clothes, on my voice I have no choice
Feed me peas and feed me corn and feed me wild oats
Let s move to the hills together and raise some chicken and goats
I don t need tofu if I ve got you to help me forget those buggers, oh
We ll forget our differences and live like a couple tree huggers
The earth is so polluted I could never walk barefoot, ouch
On Earth day I was going to plant some trees, but I planted my ass on the couch
I try to eat what s good for me, but I like Captain Crunch
And an extra large Snickers bar with a glass of Hawaiian Punch
I was going to join an ad hoc committee, but I don t know what ad hoc means
I think it s a special kind of rock for stone washed denim jeans
Feed me peas and feed me corn and feed me wild oats
Let s move to the hills together and raise some chicken and goats
I don t need tofu if I ve got you to help me forget those buggers, oh
We ll forget our differences and live like a couple tree huggers
I went to a special school for kids whose parents were Catholic
On hot dog day we could wear what we wanted, I always ate four and got sick
Once I kissed a girl behind the convent and I got really flustered
I ll never forget the way she smelled, she tasted just like mustard
Now every time I go to the market and I reach the mustard row
I have to hurry up and leave or my crotch begins to grow
Feed me peas and feed me corn and feed me wild oats
Let s move to the hills together and raise some chicken and goats
I don t need tofu if I ve got you to help me forget those buggers, oh
We ll forget our differences and live like a couple tree huggers
As a child I was pretty sick, I could make my arm come out of it s socket
I used to like a Girl Scout once she put her hand inside of my pocket
I used to go to church a lot, I was an altar boy
Got to ring the bells at Communion time, it gave me special joy
Don t know what I believe in now, I m filled with foggy guilt
I m too scared not to believe in God, I never touch myself under my quilt
Feed me peas and feed me corn and feed me wild oats
Let s move to the hills together and raise some chicken and goats
I don t need tofu if I ve got you to help me forget those buggers, oh
Every day ll be hot dog day and we ll live like a couple tree huggers
If my girlfriend starts to get on my nerves I could travel really far
I d rather have a shitty meal than a shitty resume
Cause a totally awesome resume will feed me steak one day
I d rather have a shitty body than a shitty voice
On my body I could wear some clothes, on my voice I have no choice
Feed me peas and feed me corn and feed me wild oats
Let s move to the hills together and raise some chicken and goats
I don t need tofu if I ve got you to help me forget those buggers, oh
We ll forget our differences and live like a couple tree huggers
The earth is so polluted I could never walk barefoot, ouch
On Earth day I was going to plant some trees, but I planted my ass on the couch
I try to eat what s good for me, but I like Captain Crunch
And an extra large Snickers bar with a glass of Hawaiian Punch
I was going to join an ad hoc committee, but I don t know what ad hoc means
I think it s a special kind of rock for stone washed denim jeans
Feed me peas and feed me corn and feed me wild oats
Let s move to the hills together and raise some chicken and goats
I don t need tofu if I ve got you to help me forget those buggers, oh
We ll forget our differences and live like a couple tree huggers
I went to a special school for kids whose parents were Catholic
On hot dog day we could wear what we wanted, I always ate four and got sick
Once I kissed a girl behind the convent and I got really flustered
I ll never forget the way she smelled, she tasted just like mustard
Now every time I go to the market and I reach the mustard row
I have to hurry up and leave or my crotch begins to grow
Feed me peas and feed me corn and feed me wild oats
Let s move to the hills together and raise some chicken and goats
I don t need tofu if I ve got you to help me forget those buggers, oh
We ll forget our differences and live like a couple tree huggers
As a child I was pretty sick, I could make my arm come out of it s socket
I used to like a Girl Scout once she put her hand inside of my pocket
I used to go to church a lot, I was an altar boy
Got to ring the bells at Communion time, it gave me special joy
Don t know what I believe in now, I m filled with foggy guilt
I m too scared not to believe in God, I never touch myself under my quilt
Feed me peas and feed me corn and feed me wild oats
Let s move to the hills together and raise some chicken and goats
I don t need tofu if I ve got you to help me forget those buggers, oh
Every day ll be hot dog day and we ll live like a couple tree huggers
