Lyric 30 Days

Heard that they said that it s rainin men
But the offer that I make, it won t be made again
You don t have to write, you don t have to call
It s a one-time offer for nothing at all

And there s no red tape, I don t make it hard
You don t need cash money or a Master Card
I got easy terms, and a lay-away
But I need a quick decision, and I need it today

And if you find that you don t like my ways
Well, you can send me back in 30 days

Now have you ever seen a man with a guarantee?
Well you re lookin at him now, cause the man is me
And if you don t believe all the things I say
I m certified prime by the USDA

Now the name that I use is DJ Run
And I m a fast-talkin slow-walkin number one
And if you don t believe all the words I say
Then you re a natural born fool who s got to be that way

I got a 50 rating and a 50 share
Every minute, every hour that I m on the air
And when I come to town, I m on a big marquee
It says (DJ Run) and me, D.M.C.

And if you find that you don t like my ways
Well, you can send me back in 30 days

A good job and lots of money might not be enough
And to satisfy your needs it may be rough
But I take some care and treat you nice
And if it ain t sufficient once, I cold work it out twice

And if you find that you don t like my ways
Well, you can send me back in 30 days

I m gonna give you everything that you ever need
If you need a pint of blood, then I ll even bleed
If you re lookin for a car, I will buy you two
And if you re lookin for a pet, I ll buy a kangaroo

If you need a vacation, we can fly the world
And you ll know I ll never look at another girl
I m a single-minded man, and my mind is set
You re the lady of the 80s that I m gonna get

And if you find you don t like my ways
Well, you can send me back in 30 days