Lyric Dr McCoy

Senior ship s surgeon since 66
Multitalented, knows all the tricks
Been almost everywhere in the galaxy
Traveled time and changed history
Has a running feud with a green-blooded man
Takes every opportunity to argue if he can
He s one of a kind, says what s on his mind
You might think he s complaining when you here him saying
He s a doctor - not an escalator
He s a doctor - not a bricklayer
He s a doctor - not a shuttle-conductor
And everybody knows him as Dr McCoy
He s a doctor - not an engineer
He s a doctor - and not a magician
He s a doctor - not a psychiatrist
And you know that I m talking about Dr McCoy
Doesn t like transporters at all
Prefers a shuttle if possible
Suffered once from Xenopolycytemia
Married twice, has a daughter, Joanna
Charged with murder of Klingon Chancellor
Managed to escape with a fellow officer
Doesn t make house calls, had a katra in his head
Cures a rainy day and wakes up the dead
He s a doctor - not an escalator
He s a doctor - not a bricklayer
He s a doctor - not a shuttle-conductor
And everybody knows him as Dr McCoy
He s a doctor - not an engineer
He s a doctor - and not a magician
He s a doctor - not a psychiatrist
And you know that I m talking about Dr McCoy