Lyric Spam

Spam
It s pink and it s oval
Spam
I buy it at the mobil
Spam
It s made in Chernobyl
Spam

When I was a child
My family was so poor
We didn t have the finer things in life to eat
But we had a plan
In a big blue can
A government substitute for meat

To get me to eat it at dinner
They said I d grow up like Bruce Jenner
He was a winner that never knew defeat
And when he got hungry
He cracked open that special treat

S-P-A-M don t you know it s my best friend
S-P-A-M again and again
So go and forget your O-S-C-A-R
There s one meat by-produce that s the best by far