Lyric Santa s Got A Brand New Bag

Oh, the fire s burning slow
Now, where s that mistletoe
Dear, it s getting kind of hot in here
I need a taste of Christmas cheer
I hope he gets here quick, I need a St. Nick fix
Oooo-eee, I just want him to be all wrapped up for me
Santa s never been this hard to resist
But Santa never used to look like this

[Chorus]
He s traded in his reindeer for a limousine
He s wearing purple trousers instead of red and green
This Christmas, I m wanting something I ve never had
Cause Santa s got a brand new bag (oh, oh)

Now, I ve got to, got to find out how
To make him want to settle down
I ve got his big fat kiss
Right at the top of my list
So we can build a little candy home
And have a few elves of our own
I want to sneak a peek at my surprise
And see tradition metamorphosize

[Second Chorus]
He s given up the cookies and he s slimming down
He bought a little bungalow in Tinsel Town
This Christmas, I m wanting something I ve never had
Cause Santa s got a brand new bag (oh yeah)

[Breakdown Chorus]
As he finds his Zen down on the kitchen floor
He lights a fat Cohiba from his humidor
This Christmas, I want something I ve never had
Cause Santa s got a brand new bag

[Third Chorus]
He s got a Rickenbacher and he s bleached his hair
He s rockin to the rhythm with a Latin flair
This Christmas, I m wanting something I ve never had
Cause Santa s got a brand new

[Fourth Chorus]
He s reading Socrates and cooking French cuisine
He s pictured on the front of "Money" magazine
This Christmas, I m wanting something I ve never had
Cause Santa s got a brand new
Santa s got, Santa s got a brand new bag