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Uncle Larry s hooked on ice again
He seems to be stuck in the 80 s
He wears his "members only" jacket
Cause he thinks it turns on all the ladies
And all the white folks shake their asses
Looking for the two and four
I ll have mine in Martini glasses
Cause I can t take it anymore
These are the days of empty kitchens
The rise and fall of Mary Ellen s hairdo
I think she s found a new religion
Studying the Kabalah in her J. Crew
And all the rich kids shake their asses
Looking for the two and four
Well, I ll have mine with Blackstrap molasses
Cause I can t taste it anymore
No, cause I can t taste it anymore
My friend Gregg says it s all good
As the eastern seaboard s blown away
Now everything is going half-price
So look at all the money we saved
And all the politicians shake their asses
Looking for the back door
I ll just be hanging out with the lasses
Cause they don t like the boys no more
No, and I can t take it anymore