Lyric Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover

The problem is all inside your head, she said to me
The answer is easy if you take it logically
I d like to help you in your struggle to be free
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover

She said it s really not my habit to intrude
For the more I hope my meaning won t be lost or misconstrued
So I repeat myself, at the risk of being cruel
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover, fifty ways to leave your lover

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Just slip out the back, Jack, make a new plan, Stan
Don t need to be coy, Roy, just listen to me
Hop on the bus, Gus, don t need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee, and get yourself free
(repeats 2x)

She said it grieves me so to see you in such pain
I wish there was something I could do to make you smile again
I said, I appreciate that, then would you please explain about the fifty ways

She said, why don t we both just sleep on it tonight
And I believe, in the morning you ll begin to see the light
And then she kissed me and I realized she probably was right
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover, fifty ways to leave your lover

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