Lyric The Sinful Ensemble

Are you ready for the Sinful Ensemble?
Good clean fun - just a bit of rough and tumble.
Dead dictators out on a lads night
ten pints later you ll see a flashing blue light.
Ever wondered where the evil dead go?
There s a little place called "Nightmare Scenario"
Unlicenced establishment for former world powers,
where the drinks are cheap - and it s open all hours.
Bonaparte s on brandy - he swills it down his throat,
Hitler sips a Pilsner while he tells a racist joke.
Mussolini leers at Maggie serving at the bar,
Stalin s out the back trying to sell a dodgy motor car.
Dear God above (if you exist),
hope you see the funny side to this
now don t get cross - don t bite your nails,
oh, Son of Man your mission failed.
Are you ready for the Sinful Ensemble?
Good clean fun - just a bit of rough and tumble.
Dead dictators out on a lads night
ten pints later you ll see a flashing blue light.
Herod s in the family room to baby sit the first born,
Mengele s got a Gladstone bag of cotton wool and chloroform.
Vlad impales glace cherries on a stick just for a lark,
when Pol Pot turns the lights out they ll play murder in the dark.
Are you ready for the Sinful Ensemble?
Good clean fun - just a bit of rough and tumble.
Dead dictators out on a lads night
ten pints later you ll see a flashing blue light.
Genghis Khan just parked his lunch all over Nero s belly,
while the lions beat the christians thirty - nil live on the telly.
Caligula kills My Way on the karaoke stage -
young Chezzy Borgia s barred for life for drinking under age.
This is far more than just a joke.
Can t you see the fire for the smoke?
Choose any public house you please
and find dictators such as these.
Are you ready for the Sinful Ensemble?
Good clean fun - just a bit of rough and tumble.
Dead dictators out on a lads night
ten pints later you ll see a flashing blue light.
Hell is where the heart lies -
(in Purgatory s borders).
The great thing bout eternity -
they never call last orders!