Lyric Chester The Molester

Chester the Molester s not without his charms
She can see herself hanging off his arm
He s saying, "Hey bartender, put it on my tab
Unless my limit s running out again"
He s generous but when he s tired of coughing it up
Well, there s a bill that says he will
But he s never concerned when he gets burned
Because it s hotter than lava at the center of a sauna
But you know you re gonna get it when I get you where I wanna
I know you can t speak too soon
Chester the Molester s trying to hide his ring
But he s the only guy that s half-way interesting
He s saying, "Hey bartender, can you fill er up
Because his seat is falling out again"
Thought I was the type of guy who never put out for the night
Anymore than you were
Because it s hotter than lava at the center of a sauna
But you know you re gonna get it when I get you where I wanna
I know you can t speak too soon
I know you can t speak too soon
Don t give in
Say you re gonna turn around and lay
Don t give in
Say you re gonna turn around and lay
Chester the Molester never kept his word
He never found that ring and now he s lost his bird
He s saying, "Hey bartender, can I look you up
if I m ever coming out again?"
She s courteous but shuts him down, he s wonderin still
If there s a bill that says she will
Cause he s never concerned, but he ll get burned
Because it s hotter than lava at the center of a sauna
But you know you re gonna get it when I get you where I wanna
I know you can t speak too soon
I know you can t speak too soon