Lyric Mountain Town

Stan:There s a bunch of birds in the sky, and some deers just went running by! Oh the snow s pure and white on the earth rich and brown, just another Sunday morning in my quiet mountain tooo! The sun is shining and the grass is green, under the 3 feet of snow i mean, this is a day when it s hard to ware a frooooo! All the happy people stop to say hello.
Stranger:Get out of my way!
Stan: Even though the tempetures low. It s a perfect Sunday morning in my quiet little mountain town!
Stan s Mom:Well good morning Stan!Stan:Can I have 8 dollars to see a movie?
Stan s mom:But I thought you were going skating...
Stan:But mom this is gonna be the best movie ever, It s a foriegen film, from Canada!
Stan s mom:Alright, here you go but be back for supper!
Stan:Thanks mom!
Stan s mom:Oh what a picture perfect child, just like Jesus he s tender and mild, he d a wear a smile while he wore a thorny croo! What an angel with a heart so sweet and sure, and a mind so open and pure, thank God we live in this quiet little redneck mountain town!
Stan:Hi is your son home?
Kenny s mom:I think so, Hey(Stan:ow!)Kenny wake up, Kenny damnit come on!
Kenny:I m coming!
Stan:Kenny, the Terrence & Phillip movie is out you wanna come?
Kenny:don t know
Kenny s mom:Where do you think your going?
Kenny:I m going to see the T&P movie!
Kenny s mom:You can t you have to go to church!
Kenny:But mom I really wanna see this movie!
Kenny s mom:Fine go ahead and miss church,and when you die and go to hell you can answer to satan!
Kenny:OK!
Stan:you can see your breath hanging in the air, you see homeless people but you just don t care, It s a sea of smiles in wich we d be glad to drown!
Kenny:don t know
Stan:That s right, it s Sunday morning in our quiet little white-bred redneck mountain town!
Kyle:Ok Ike let s try this 1 more time!
Ike:don t know
Kyle:Kick the baby!
Ike:Don t kick the baby.
Kyle:Kick the baby!!
Stan:Kyle, were going to the T&P movie!
Kyle:Oh my god dude!
Kyle s mom:Kyle,what s going on?
Kyle:nothing, were going skating now!
Kyle s mom:Oh well take your little brother out with you!
Kyle:Aw mom he s not even my real brother, he s adopted!
Kyle s mom: Do as I say Kyle!
Kyle:Ok, ok I m sorry!
Kyle s mom:Look at those frail and fragile boys, it really gets me down! The world is such a rotton place and city life s a complete discrase! That s why i moved to this redneck mushangana quiet mountain town!
(ding dong)
Cartman:Mooom somebody s at the dooor! Mom somebody s at the door I said!
Cartman s mom:Coming hun...
Cartman:Ah I can t see the T.V.!
Reportor:It s been 6 weeks since Saddam Hussan was killed by a pak of wild boars, and the world is still glad to be rid of him.
Cartman s mom:Oh look Eric, It s your little friends.
Ike:Fireman!
Cartman:What are you guys doing here?(sees movie add)OH SWEET DUDE YES YES!!!
All 4 boys: Off to the movies we shall go, where we learn everything that we know, cuase the movies teach us what are parent s don t have time to say! And this movies gonna make are lives comeplete! Cause T&P are sweet(Cartman:super sweet)Thank god we live in this quiet little po-dunk white-trash
Kenny:don t know
U.S.AAAAAA.
Stan: Can I have 5 tickets to T&P Asses of Fire please?
Clerk:NO!