Lyric Pretending To Be Drunk

This is what I had intended, pretending to be drunk
A little change in character, pretending to be drunk
You think I am weak and feeble, you think I m a bore
When you drag me to a party, soon I m out the door
Next time I ll portray a suave sophisticated hunk
That is what I had intended, pretending to be drunk

That is what I had intended, pretending to be drunk
A bit of "I have lived and loved," I m pretending to be drunk
You say I could use some swagger, you say toughen up
I am rigid as a board, you tell me loosen up
I m so loose and I m so tough that I can barely move
That is what I had intended, pretending to be drunk

You notice a transformation, pretending to be drunk
I ve lost all my inhibitions, pretending to be drunk
You can take me to the soiree and be proud of me
Everyone will be impressed, I ll pass out on your knee
Now I am so continental, they think that it s nice
Think I ll pretend to be drunk for the rest of my life

That is what I had intended, pretending to be drunk
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