Lyric The Stand Up Comic s Instructions

Get em laughing - keep em there,
You hold your own and they ll hold their s,
Hold their glasses - can t hold their beer
Tell em the one about the fucking queer.
Do the one that always works,
Bout the lazy blacks that don t like work,
And once you got em, keep em there
Raise their spirits! Raise their cheer!

Do that one that never fails,
Bout the gang of white thugs and the Asian male,
And once you got em, they ll be with you!
See this lot s loyal, through and through.

Tell Irish jokes and you can t miss,
Do the building site one and how they re all thick.
Keep em laughing - you ll have it made,
We re a friendly lot and you ll be well paid.

But keep em laughing don t let it stop
Or the truth might catch up and spoil the plot.