Lyric Plexiglas Toilet

Written by John Curulewski
Lead vocals by John Curulewski

Don t sit on the Plexiglas toilet
Said the momma to her son
Wipe the butt clean with the paper
Make it nice for everyone
But don t sit down on the Plexiglas toilet yeah

A boy of 5 stands close to the toilet
Holds the lid up with one hand
Won t let go the lid for fear that
On his banana it will land
Don t sit down on the Plexiglas toilet yeah

Boy goes up he eats the enchilada
With the sauce that burns the heart
Family comes to visit family
Momma says don t belch and fart

Don t sit on the Plexiglas toilet
Said the momma to her son
Wipe the butt clean with the paper
Make it nice for everyone
But don t sit down on the Plexiglas toilet yeah

Everybody Sing!

Don t sit on the Plexiglas toilet
Said the momma to her son
Wipe the butt clean with the paper
Make it nice for everyone
But don t sit down on the Plexiglas toilet yeah

Don t sit on the Plexiglas toilet
Said the momma to her son
Wipe the butt clean with the paper
Make it nice for everyone
But don t sit down on the Plexiglas toilet yeah