Lyric Tulsa Telephone Book

Have you read any good telephone books lately?
If you ain t then let me recommend one
I ve already read that Tulsa telephone book through thirteen times
If you don t know any last names it ain t much fun

Readin that Tulsa telephone book, can drive a guy insane
Especially if that girl you re lookin for has no last name
I gotta find her and tell her, I don t want our love to end
So I m readin that Tulsa telephone book again

Well, I was in Tulsa and didn t have anything goin
She lived in Tulsa and didn t have anything on
She said, "My name is Shirley," and I said, "My name is T."
I woke up the next mornin and she was gone

All of the Tulsa operators know my voice now
And they gotta know how long I ve been alone
If you meet a girl named Shirley with some ribbons in her hair
Would you tell her that she s wanted on the phone

Readin that Tulsa telephone book, can drive a guy insane
Especially if that girl you re lookin for has no last name
I gotta find her and tell her, I don t want our love to end
So I m readin that Tulsa telephone book again
I m readin that Tulsa telephone book again