Lyric Friendship

Friendship is rare,
Do you know what I m sayin to you?
Friendship is rare.
My derriere,
When you find out much later
That they don t really care.
It s rare to me, can t you see?
It s rare to me, can t you see?

Oh shit there s a bear,
Could you hand me that shotgun buddy,
Also that chair?
We re fighting a bear
Now your life s in grave danger
And you don t even care.
It s rare to me, can t you see?
It s rare to me, can t you see?
It s rare to me,
Say a prayer for me,
Cause it s rare to be
In Tenacious D.

Friends will be friends
They re running naked in the sand,
Friends holding hands
Will someday surely form a band,
Friends will be friends
They say that friends are friends
To the bitter end.
Long-as-there s-a-record-deal-we ll-always-be-friends!
Long-as-there s-a-record-deal-we ll-always-be-friends!

Friends will be friends
They re running naked in the sand,
Friends holding hands
Will someday surely form a band,
Friends will be friends
They say that friends are friends
To the bitter end.
Long-as-there s-a-record-deal-we ll-always-be-friends!
Long as there s a record deal we ll always be friends, yeah