Lyric I m The Only Gay Eskimo (Live)

I m the only gay Eskimo
I m the only one I know
I m the only gay Eskimo
In my tribe

I go out seal hunting with my best friend Tarka
But all I want to do is get into his parka
I m the only gay Eskimo
In my tribe

Well,
Me and Muck-Luck-Chuck-Buck
We both like blubber
But me I ve got this crazy fetish for rubber
I m the only gay Eskimo
In my tribe

I make a wish on the northern lights
That I can find a decent pair of whale skin tights
I m the only gay Eskimo
In my tribe

And the seals, they sing now
(Seal noises)

These cold winter nights
Are taking their toll
I even get it excited when I see the North Pole
(See the North Pole)

I m the only gay Eskimo
(only gay Eskimo)
I m the only one I know
(I m the only one I know)
I m the only gay Eskimo
In my tribe

And now like The Proclaimers would sing it:
I m the only gay Eskimo
I m the only one I know
I m the only gay Eskimo
In my tribe

Like Bob Dylan!
I m the only gay Eskimo
I m the only one I know
I m the only gay Eskimo
Like Ric Ocasek from the Cars!
I m the only gay Eskimo
Oh ah oh ah oh
The only one I know
I m the only gay Eskimo
She used to me mi-i-i-i-ine

Like Oasis!
I m the only gay Eskimo
(noises)

Like Van Morison:
I m the only gay Eskimo
I have seen it caught on the street (garble..)
Ah
Jesus Christ fits in there somehow as well
And the crack was good!

Well I m the only gay Eskimo
(only gay Eskimo)
I m the only one I know
(I m the only one I know)
I m the only gay Eskimo
In my tri-I-I-ibe