Lyric Number Three

There s only two songs in me and I just wrote the third
Don t know where I got the inspiration or how I wrote the words
Spent my whole life just digging up my music s shallow grave
For the two songs in me and the third one I just made

A rich man once told me
"Hey life s a funny thing"
A poor man once told me
That he can t afford to speak
Now I m in the middle like a bird without a beak cause

There s just two songs in me and I just wrote the third
Don t know where I got the inspiration or how I wrote the words
Spent my whole life just digging up my music s shallow grave
For the two songs in me and the third one I just made

So I went to the President
And I asked old what s-his-name
Has he ever gotten writer s block
Or something like the same
He just started talking
Like he was on TV
"If there s just two songs in ya, boy
Whaddaya want from me?"

So I bought myself some denim pants
And a silver guitar
But I politely told the ladies
"You ll still have to call me Sir
Because I have to keep my self-respect
I ll never be a star
Since there s just two songs in me
And this is Number Three"