Lyric Shoehorn with Teeth

He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
People should get beat up for stating their beliefs
He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
Because he knows there s no such thing

He asks a girl if they can both sit in a chair but he doesn t get nervous
She s not really there

He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
Because he knows there s no such thing

Tour the world in a heavy metal band
But they run out of gas
The plane can never land

He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
People should get beat up for stating their beliefs
He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
Because he knows there s no such thing

What s the sense in ever thinking about the tomb
When you re much too busy resorting to the womb?

He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
People should get beat up for skating like the leafs
He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
Because he knows there s no such thing