Lyric Hard On The Ticker

I gave up a min of cheese
To Domino s delivery
Whiskey sours
Apple pies
Finger lickin chicken fried
Are gastronomic history
I used to like them scary shows
But I gave em up a while ago
Don t do no dip defyin
Rollercoster ridin
Now days I just take it slow
Every since we started datin
I been compensantin
To keep from gettin up
To hell any quicker
Cause
CHORUS:

She s hard on the ticker
Hard on the ticker
The girl is such a hazard that she oughta have a sticker
Sayin hard on the ticker


Now, when she wiggles through my door
My chin gets heavy
Hits the floor
Silky hair
Garnet lips
Swingin double-jointed lips
My blood begins to roar
And when she nibbles on me ear
It s partly pleasure, partly dear
Little dab is all it takes
To get my heart a palpatatin
Fellin like the end is near
I oughta get a policy
A double indemity
It d make my beneficiary
A whole lot richer
Cause

(Repeat chorus)

That s my girl
Yeah, she s hard on the ticker
I oughta get a policy
A double indemity
It d make my benificiary
A whole lot richer----

(Repeat chorus)

Oh, she s hard on the ticker
She s hard on the ticker
Hey, she s hard on the ticker