Lyric Christmas Rock

My billfold doesn t have a prayer
There s Christmas catalogs everywhere
She keeps looking at the jewelry section
Cutting pictures out of her selections

I said we need to hold it down this year
And in her eye she got a big ol tear
She wants a Christmas rock
But Santa s pockets ain t got no roll

She don t want pots and pans
Just something shinin on her hand
With an emerald or a diamond on it
I had a budget but she s gone and blown it
Down to the jewelry store, here I go
Hear the clerk say, ho, ho, ho
She wants a Christmas rock
But Santa s pockets ain t got no roll

She don t want anything from sears
No tools or garden shears
There s something special on her mind
And I can t even afford the shine

I wish she d settled for a long nightshirt
No, I ve got to give till it hurts
She wants a Christmas rock
But Santa s pockets ain t got no roll

She don t want pots and pans
Just something shinin on her hand
With an emerald or a diamond on it
I had a budget but she s gone and blown it
Down to the jewelry store, here I go
Hear the clerk say, ho, ho, ho
She wants a Christmas rock
But Santa s pockets ain t got no roll

She wants a Christmas rock
But ol Santa s pockets ain t got no roll