Lyric Hot Rod Sleigh
I saw one of Santa s helpers at the grocery store today
He was standin at the front door givin candy canes away
And I told him I was worried about a certain situation
How s Santa gonna get here with this risin population
He said, I talked to the north pole sometime late last week
And it seems that dear ol Santa has got somethin up his sleeve
As I leaned in to listen, he whispered in my hear
He said, don t you dare repeat a single word of this, you hear
He said, boss man s all excited cause his new sled s almost ready
And they say he s got it painted up, looks just like Richard Petty s
And Rudolph and the reindeer, they re lookin long and mean
It s the fastest, highest flyin winter wonderland machine
I ain t seen it for myself, but I heard say
Santa Claus has got a hot rod sleigh
It s got a heater in the floorboard cause he s gettin old, you know
And a windshield with the wipers should he happen on some snow
Landin lights of red and white all stuck along the side
So he can spot the rooftops as he s fallin from the sky
He s got a king-size toy bin, locks in all the latches
And a big old custom air seat with a safety belt that matches
Only thing about it that worries him a heap
Is that he might be here just long before the children get to sleep
He said, boss man s all excited cause his new sled s almost ready
And they say he s got it painted up, looks just like Richard Petty s
And Rudolph and the reindeer, they re lookin long and mean
It s the fastest, highest flyin winter wonderland machine
I ain t seen it for myself, but I heard say
Santa Claus has got a hot rod sleigh
Well, I ain t seen it for myself, but I heard say
Santa Claus has got a hot rod sleigh
He was standin at the front door givin candy canes away
And I told him I was worried about a certain situation
How s Santa gonna get here with this risin population
He said, I talked to the north pole sometime late last week
And it seems that dear ol Santa has got somethin up his sleeve
As I leaned in to listen, he whispered in my hear
He said, don t you dare repeat a single word of this, you hear
He said, boss man s all excited cause his new sled s almost ready
And they say he s got it painted up, looks just like Richard Petty s
And Rudolph and the reindeer, they re lookin long and mean
It s the fastest, highest flyin winter wonderland machine
I ain t seen it for myself, but I heard say
Santa Claus has got a hot rod sleigh
It s got a heater in the floorboard cause he s gettin old, you know
And a windshield with the wipers should he happen on some snow
Landin lights of red and white all stuck along the side
So he can spot the rooftops as he s fallin from the sky
He s got a king-size toy bin, locks in all the latches
And a big old custom air seat with a safety belt that matches
Only thing about it that worries him a heap
Is that he might be here just long before the children get to sleep
He said, boss man s all excited cause his new sled s almost ready
And they say he s got it painted up, looks just like Richard Petty s
And Rudolph and the reindeer, they re lookin long and mean
It s the fastest, highest flyin winter wonderland machine
I ain t seen it for myself, but I heard say
Santa Claus has got a hot rod sleigh
Well, I ain t seen it for myself, but I heard say
Santa Claus has got a hot rod sleigh
