Lyric I Don t Understand My Girlfriend

I thought it would be dandy
If I bought that girl some candy
How was I suppose to know she was allergic to chocolate
I thought it would be fine
If we shared a glass of wine
She said, "Oh no, not another alcoholic"

I don t understand my girlfriend
I haven t got a clue
I don t know where she s coming from
Or where she s going to
But if opposites attract
Then I found the perfect woman Jack
I don t understand my girlfriend
She don t understand me, too

Yeah I thought I d show some class
And order pheasant under glass
Hey how was I suppose to know she was an avid bird watcher

I don t understand my girlfriend
I haven t got a clue
I don t know where she s coming from
Or where she s going to
But if opposites attract
Then I found the perfect woman Jack
I don t understand my girlfriend
She don t understand me too

No she don t understand me too
No she don t understand me too