Lyric Eminem Freestyle

featuring Eminem

*send corrections directly to typist*

[Eminem]
If I m elected for ten terms
I m renewing the staff after the inagural
And hiring all girls as interns
If I don t like you I ll snatch you outta your mic booth
While you re rappin and pull your right through the window and fight you
I ll take you straight to the pavement
Uppercut you and scrape your face wit a bracelet
Like a razor that shaved it
Three drinks and I m ready to flash
Runnin on stage in a G-string, wit a bee sting on my ass (Look!)
It s probably all cuz I ain t awkward at all
I just like to walk through the mall, stop, and talk to the wall
And have a relapse after I just fought through withdrawl
(Hop in the car little girl, I just bought you a doll)
The Bad and Evil movement is comin
Plus the music is pumpin like a pill freak wit a tube in his stomach
I write a rhyme a day
So it s no wonder how come your whole album
Is soundin like a bunch of shit that I would say
Whether it s one verse or one letter
I ll probably be the cleverest one that never gets spun ever
It s Slim Shady and Tony Touch, it s only us
The rest of y all are just stuck in the middle wit Monie Love