Lyric All Hat, No Cattle

(Roger Brown/Tommy Conners)

See that boy standing there by the dance floor
He s lookin like the Marlboro Man
Starched shirt, starched jeans, big trophy buckle
And an empty Copenhagen can
He s talkin cowboy this and cowboy that
Well I ll bet one thing s for sure
The only stampede that he s ever seen
Is the clearance at the western store

All hat and no cattle, that boy just ain t real
All boots and no saddle, don t know how to make a cowgirl feel
Think I m gonna tell him to pack up his act
And go back where he came from
Cause all hat and no cattle ain t gonna get it done

He s just a smooth-talkin , long-tall slow-walkin
Srugstore-made-up dude
So honey don t you fall for that fake Texas drawl
He ain t right for you
What you need s a man that ain t just a hat stand
When you get him home
Well, I don t look like much, but I can sure saddle up
And ride with you all night long

All nat and no cattle, that boy just ain t real
All boots and no saddle, don t know how to make a cowgirl feel
Think I m gonna tell him to pack up his act
And go back where he came from
Cause all hat and no cattle ain t gonna get it done

All hat and no cattle ain t gonna get it done