Lyric Livin In The Fridge

(Steve Tyler/Joe Perry/Mark Hudson/Al Yankovic)
There s somethin weird in the fridge today
I don t know what it is
Food I can t recognize
My roommate won t throw a thing away
I guess it s probably his
It looks like it s alive...
And livin in the fridge...livin in the fridge
Livin in the fridge...livin in the fridge
There s somethin gross in the fridge today
It s green and growin hair
It s been there since July
If you can name that object
In that baggie over there
Then mister, you re a better man than I
It s livin in the fridge
You can t stop the mold from growin
Livin in the fridge
Can t tell what it is at all
Livin in the fridge
You can t stop the mold from growin
Livin in the fridge
Tell me do you think it should be carbon-dated
Fumigated or cremated and buried at sea?
You try to save a little bit of your home cookin
Couple weeks later, got a scary-lookin specimen
It always happens, my friend
Again and again and again and again
Somethin stinks in the fridge today
And it s been rottin there all week
It could be liver cake or woolly mammoth steak
Well, maybe I should take another peek...
Livin in the fridge
You can t stop the mold from growin
Livin in the fridge
Can t tell what it is at all
Livin in the fridge
You can t stop the mold from growin
Livin in the fridge
Livin in the fridge
Don t know what it is, don t know what it is
Livin in the fridge
Don t know what it is, don t know what it is
Livin in the fridge
Don t know what it is at all
Livin in the fridge, yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah