Lyric Traffic Jam

(Al Yankovic)
Carbon monoxide
Making me choke
No A.C.
And the radio s broke
Cars backed up
Far as you can see
Seems like I ve been waiting here for all eternity
Oh, and just in case you re wondering
I ll tell you where I am
I m right here (right here) right here (right here)
Stuck right here in the middle of this...
Traffic jam
I haven t moved an inch from this here spot
Trafic jam
The freeway s one big parking lot
Traffic jam
My radiator s boiling hot
And I m stuck right here in the middle (right here in the middle)
Right here in the middle of a traffic jam
Trapped inside
My automobile
Cobwebs growin
On the steering wheel
Now I m no genius
But one thing I know
I shouldn t have had that bag of bran muffins
An hour and a half ago
Yeah and if you need to find me
I ll tell you where I am
I m right here (right here) right here (right here)
Stuck smack dab in the middle of this...
Traffic jam
I haven t moved an inch from this here spot
Traffic jam
The freeway s one big parking lot
Traffic jam
Well I thought we were movin but I guess we re not
Cause I m stuck right here in the middle (right here in the middle)
Right here in the middle of a traffic jam
Stuck in the middle of a traffic jam
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper to
Bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper to
Bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper...
Yay-hey!
There s a yuppie on a cellular phone
I m gonna puke if I hear any more
There s a motorcycle zoomin by me
Watch what happens when I open my door
Now we re all goin nowhere fast
Well, I guess that s perfectly clear
I left home five hours ago
And I can still see my house from here
So if anybody s tryin to find me
Well, I ll tell you where I am
Right here (right here) right here (right here)
Stuck right here in the middle of this...
Traffic jam
I haven t moved one inch from this here spot
Traffic jam
The freeway s one big parking lot
Traffic jam
Now my back teeth are floatin and my nerves are shot
And I m stuck right here in the middle (right here in the middle)
Stuck out here in the middle of a traffic jam
Traffic jam...traffic jam...traffic jam...woo!