Lyric Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White
Doctor, every night I have the strangest dreams.
Doctor, listen to me, tell me what this means.
First I m goin shoppin in my underwear,
Then all of sudden I m floating in mid air.
My lips fall off and everybody starts to stare.
Donuts and hot dogs are flying everywhere.
Now Doctor, wait a minute, you ain t heard nothin yet.
Next comes the part that I won t ever forget.
Now I m bein followed by these Russian spies.
They give me some velcro, and an order of fries.
Suddenly I m bowling on the Starship Enterprise.
I fall down a hole and that s when I realize
chorus: I m stuck in a closet with Vanna White.
I m stuck in a closet with Vanna White.
Night after night after night after night.
All right!
Doctor, won t you tell me, am I going insane?
Was it something I ate, or something wrong with my brain?
See, I m naked in church when I meet a dinosaur.
Try to run, but my feet have been nailed to the floor.
Then a midget pushes me through a revolving door,
And I m back in the very same place I was before.
(chorus)
And I can t bust out, and I can t break free.
And it s gettin just a little too stuffy here for me.
And I can t go home, and I can t get loose,
And I try to escape, but it s just no use.
And I can t ever leave, and I can t ever win.
And we re runnin outta air, and the walls are closin in.
And I can t go back, and I can t get through.
But Vanna, since you re here, why don t you let me buy a vowel from you?
Come on Vanna, come on!
Doctor, all those crazy dreams have started again.
That s right, I even wake up screaming now and then.
See, I m coming home from work, but I forgot my address.
I m half an hour late for my algebra test.
Then some slimy alien jumps out of my chest,
And I m falling and falling, and I guess you know the rest.
(chorus repeated 4 times)
Doctor, listen to me, tell me what this means.
First I m goin shoppin in my underwear,
Then all of sudden I m floating in mid air.
My lips fall off and everybody starts to stare.
Donuts and hot dogs are flying everywhere.
Now Doctor, wait a minute, you ain t heard nothin yet.
Next comes the part that I won t ever forget.
Now I m bein followed by these Russian spies.
They give me some velcro, and an order of fries.
Suddenly I m bowling on the Starship Enterprise.
I fall down a hole and that s when I realize
chorus: I m stuck in a closet with Vanna White.
I m stuck in a closet with Vanna White.
Night after night after night after night.
All right!
Doctor, won t you tell me, am I going insane?
Was it something I ate, or something wrong with my brain?
See, I m naked in church when I meet a dinosaur.
Try to run, but my feet have been nailed to the floor.
Then a midget pushes me through a revolving door,
And I m back in the very same place I was before.
(chorus)
And I can t bust out, and I can t break free.
And it s gettin just a little too stuffy here for me.
And I can t go home, and I can t get loose,
And I try to escape, but it s just no use.
And I can t ever leave, and I can t ever win.
And we re runnin outta air, and the walls are closin in.
And I can t go back, and I can t get through.
But Vanna, since you re here, why don t you let me buy a vowel from you?
Come on Vanna, come on!
Doctor, all those crazy dreams have started again.
That s right, I even wake up screaming now and then.
See, I m coming home from work, but I forgot my address.
I m half an hour late for my algebra test.
Then some slimy alien jumps out of my chest,
And I m falling and falling, and I guess you know the rest.
(chorus repeated 4 times)
