Lyric Don t Hang Up

Hello there
How have you been
I ve called a million times
But to me you re never in
I know I never had the style
or dash of Errol Flynn
But I loved you

I m doing really well
I m as happy as a lark
I got a new apartment
It s as safe as Central Park
And if they ever mug me
When I m walking in the dark
Will you know

Don t hang up
Don t hang up

Rolled up in my camera
With the big cheese up above
I stumbled from my stag night
To a never ending limousine

The band went la di da di da
And I got loady do di dodied
Lousy violins began to play
I went no no no
And as the vol-au-vents exploded
I was walking down the aisle the other way

Don t hang up
Don t hang up
Don t say, Oooh
Nobody s safe in our house

Leave me alone
But a but a please
Leave me alone
Just a mo, a minute
I m so alone

We had
Some honeymoon on itchy bedding
Scum buzzing round your busy body
Dumb waiters waiting sweating straining
All mass-debating my woman

We got a
Bum Guatemala pensione
Crumbling about our ears, Ole
Even the trash man he say

You got a dustbin romance
It s going down the drain
You got a low impedence
She s got a rocky terrain

Oo, you got a lot to learn
Oo, you got a lot to learn
You got a lot to learn about women
A lot to learn about women women
What s to learn about women
We ve both got a lot to learn

Surprise surprise
There s a hell of a well in your eyes
Have we won the no Nobel Prize
Has the colour run out of our dies

Surprise surprise
There s a hell of a well in your eyes
When the barman said "What re you drinking?"
I said marriage on the rocks

I know I never had the style
or dash of Errol Flynn
But I loved you

Don t hang up
Don t hang up
Don t say ....