Lyric Headline Hustler

I got me a job on the local paper
Everybody there thinks I m nice
But they d better look twice
Cos it isn t me
I wanna be

Headline hustler
Scandal maker
Headline hustler
Money taker

You keep writing me letters
But I haven t got time
I m busy looking at photographs
But they d better not be from the BBC
You re gonna hear from me

Headline hustler
Scandal maker
Headline hustler
Money taker

Better not turn around
I ll stab you in the back
And you don t know what I m hiding
Under my plastic mac, under my plastic mac

I got a very good friend in the CIA
And he says that he never takes bribes
But he s telling lies
Cos he s into me
He knows I wanna be

Headline hustler
Scandal maker
Headline hustler
Money taker

If your brother s wearing dresses
And your neighbour s swapped his wife
Well, I m gonna make the headlines
With your private life
With your other wife

Headline hustler
Scandal maker
Headline hustler
Money taker
Headline hustler
Scandal maker
Headline hustler
Money taker