Lyric Marriage Bureau Rendezvous

Well I ve been lookin after number one for too long
And it seemed the love was passing me by
So I thought I better do something about it
And that s why I m sittin here lookin cross the table at you
That s why I m sittin here lookin cross the table at you

Well a lonely man needs a Marriage Bureau
Where they sit you right down and you fill in a form
Would you like a blonde or a black or a blue rinse
Do you like em small, love em slim long and tall
Do you like em small, love em slim long and tall

Oh no, too many questions

I m looking for a girl like Momma used to be
She s cooking up a dream, she s baking ecstasy
Won t it be fine when
I find her

Would I like to take her to a movie or the theatre
Would I pick her up at home or would I like to meet her
Somewhere we could take a good look at each other
Smile and say hello or walk away
Smile and say hello or walk away

So I m squeaky clean in and out of the bath
I never shaved so close before
I m gonna put on a tie, I m gonna shine up my shoes
I m gonna slick back my hair, I ve got nothin to lose
Oh, oh, I ll be stinkin so good
like I m drowning in a sea of cologne

Hey... do you know you remind me of someone
But I m here making eyes at you
And I think we re gonna say goodbye to the bureau
Close the files, turn the page, start anew
Close the files, turn the page, start anew