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10CC - The worst band in the world

It s one thing to know it but another to admit
We re the worst band in the world
But we don t give a....

If Garbo played guitar with Valentino on the drums
Then we d be nothing more than a bunch of darma bums
So tune up, tune up

Well we ve never done a days work in our life
And our records sell in zillions
It irrigates my heart with greed
To know that you adore me
Up yours, up mine
But up everybody s that takes time -
But we re working on it
Working on it (Ooh)

We never seen the van - leave it to the roadies -
Never met the roadies - leave them in the van
All because of circumstances way beyond control
We became the darlings of this thing called rock and roll, ooh

Here I am a record on a jukebox
A little piece of plastic with a hole, ooh
Play me
Buy me and you play me then my plastic turns to gold

Here we are together on your hi fi
A little piece of plastic with a hole, oh
Fade me, fade me, fade me, fade me.....