Lyric Dirty Nursery Rhymes

[Brother Marquis]
My mama and your mama was talking little shit
My mama called your mama a bulldagging ass bitch
I know your sister, and the bitch ain t shit
She slayed me and all the boys
And even sucked our dicks
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun
Jack got mad, kicked Jill in the ass
Cause she couldn t make him cum
Mama Bear and Papa Bear went for a walk through the forest
Mama Bear asked Papa Bear could he eat her porridge
Papa Bear said shit bitch, you must think I m sick
Just get down here, on your knees
And suck this badass dick
Abraham Lincoln was a good old man
He hopped out the window with his dick in his hand
Said excuse me lady, I m doing my duty
So pull down your pants and give me some booty
[Fresh Kid Ice]
There s an old lady who lives in a shoe
Got a house full of kids don t know what to do
She sucked and fucked all the niggas around
When it s time to pay rent couldn t none be found
Little miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
With her legs gapped open wide
Up came a spider, looked up inside her
And said that pussy s wide
Little Jack Horner sat in a corner
Fucking this cutie pie
Stuck in his thumb, made the bitch cum
Said hell of a nigga am I
Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall
Cause a hoe on the ave. was sucking his balls
All the king s horses and all the king s men
Couldn t put that fat motherfucker back together again
[Luke]
Hey wait, I got one, did this, I got one, check this out
The two dudes, dig this, the two dudes
Two dudes dressed like nuns, right
[Brother Marquis]
Little Red Riding Hood was on her way
To grandmother s house
But before she got there she met this man
That turned her hot ass out
[Fresh Kid Ice]
Rupunzle, Rupunzle let down your hair
The dog s on my ass and getting near
The hair came loose and fell in a lake
Bitch check the weave that s in that lake
[Luke]
Bitch, get that weave out!
You dirty bitch, get that weave out!
Mix say, bitch get that weave out...
(Hey! You ruined my record, man, I just bought it!) -> Cheech and
Chong