Lyric The Splak Shop
Verse 1: Brother Marquis
I won t take a bitch to my house
Don t have to see where I m livin , uh-uh, that s out!
If you want to splak, I know you re down like that
We can go to this place by the railroad track
It has a room with a view, just right for two
Equipped with the accessories to get you in the mood
Like bottles of champagne with gold-trim glasses
A king-size waterbed to lay your ass in
A video screen, of you and me
So don t be camera-shy; I won t let nobody see
You can lounge around in your silky nightgown
Just take off your bra and pull your panties down
Cause I ll seduce you, whore, bust down your back door
You dog-ass bitch, get down on all fours
Cause this is the place for head, booty and cock
You know what it s called, the Fuck Shop!
Verse 2: Fresh Kid Ice
Now bitches and sluts, I m down with em
And there s a place where I get with em
It has a water bed cause the place is phat
A lion-skin rug to lay the bitch on her back
With mirrors on the ceiling and on the walls
Mirrors on the floor so I can see it all
No need for hide-and-seek, so drop them draws
And raise that ass so I ll splak it all!
So bend your ass over, I ll get it from the back
Dick ya ass down, make the pussy go smack
And with every stroke, bitch, start to yell
Ain t nothing can save you but a truth in the smell
It s a freaky place, and an all-out blast,
Cause when you re done, you ll wash your ass
So if you re down, we ll hit the spot
You know what it s called, the Splak Shop!
Verse 3:
[BM] The Fuck Shop, the ideal place to meet
When you re cheatin on your wife with an undercover freak
It s better than any hotel room
Just right for a secret rendezvous
So when you re on a mission, one late night
And you re looking for a spot where the price is right
You can come on in for an hour or two
But just make sure you bring a rubber with you!
[FKI] When you re with a hoe and you wanna get freaky
This is the spot when you re low on money
Pick her ass up when it s after dawn,
Jump in the ride, head to the park
No need for candle lights, panel doors will do
In case you wanna play a little peek-a-boo
So if you got a trick, head to the spot
You know what it s called, the Splak Shop!
I won t take a bitch to my house
Don t have to see where I m livin , uh-uh, that s out!
If you want to splak, I know you re down like that
We can go to this place by the railroad track
It has a room with a view, just right for two
Equipped with the accessories to get you in the mood
Like bottles of champagne with gold-trim glasses
A king-size waterbed to lay your ass in
A video screen, of you and me
So don t be camera-shy; I won t let nobody see
You can lounge around in your silky nightgown
Just take off your bra and pull your panties down
Cause I ll seduce you, whore, bust down your back door
You dog-ass bitch, get down on all fours
Cause this is the place for head, booty and cock
You know what it s called, the Fuck Shop!
Verse 2: Fresh Kid Ice
Now bitches and sluts, I m down with em
And there s a place where I get with em
It has a water bed cause the place is phat
A lion-skin rug to lay the bitch on her back
With mirrors on the ceiling and on the walls
Mirrors on the floor so I can see it all
No need for hide-and-seek, so drop them draws
And raise that ass so I ll splak it all!
So bend your ass over, I ll get it from the back
Dick ya ass down, make the pussy go smack
And with every stroke, bitch, start to yell
Ain t nothing can save you but a truth in the smell
It s a freaky place, and an all-out blast,
Cause when you re done, you ll wash your ass
So if you re down, we ll hit the spot
You know what it s called, the Splak Shop!
Verse 3:
[BM] The Fuck Shop, the ideal place to meet
When you re cheatin on your wife with an undercover freak
It s better than any hotel room
Just right for a secret rendezvous
So when you re on a mission, one late night
And you re looking for a spot where the price is right
You can come on in for an hour or two
But just make sure you bring a rubber with you!
[FKI] When you re with a hoe and you wanna get freaky
This is the spot when you re low on money
Pick her ass up when it s after dawn,
Jump in the ride, head to the park
No need for candle lights, panel doors will do
In case you wanna play a little peek-a-boo
So if you got a trick, head to the spot
You know what it s called, the Splak Shop!
