Lyric Regular Guy

I m the kind of guy a girl takes home to mom
Pleated khaki pants, and cologne that s the bomb
[You sure smell purdy]
Shake her dad s hand
Look him in the eye
And tell him straight up, I m just a regular guy
[I ll have her home by 9, sir]

I m a regular guy who stays out of trouble
[Let me get that for you, Ma am]
A regular guy who says Ma am on the double
[Let me get that for you, Ma am]
I m a regular guy, just like Dawson s Creek
A regular guy, just don t call me a geek
A geek, yeah

But sometimes I remember what got me here
It was fighting, and cussing
[Back off, I m in a boy band!]
And showing no fear

[Allright. I have to calm down? All right.]]

I watch Jay Leno [He s funny], 7th Heaven too
And I sometimes ask myself what would Jesus do
[Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change]
I m buds with my mom, and hang out with my dad
[He s my buddy]
I play everything safe so I ll never be sad

I m a regular guy who stays out of trouble
[Let me get that for you, Ma am]
A regular guy who says Ma am on the double
[I m on it]
I m a regular guy, just like Dawson s Creek
A regular guy, just don t call me a geek
A geek, yeah

[Don t push me!]
Dammit, sometimes I wanna smash things up
Jacked up, and wrapped up
[I m in a boy band! A boy band!]
And have to pee in a cup

I m a regular guy who stays out of trouble
[I don t want any trouble.]
A regular guy who says Ma am on the double
[I know the answer, sir!]
I m a regular guy, just like Dawson s Creek
A regular guy, just don t call me a geek
A geek, yeah