Lyric Couldn t Fall In Love

He ain t handsome, he ain t witty, he ain t cute
Lives in his mother s house, wears a brown suit
He works, gets paid twice a month
Tells his friends, "Yeah, I had a girlfriend, once"
Doesn t do too much, he just kind of hangs around
Couldn t fall in love until it came and knocked him down
She s got sisters, they make her cry
Mom says, "You get your looks from your father s side"
"You re a very pretty girl" her daddy swears
She s got a mole on her left cheek with three black hairs
Bought a beat up Ford with what she d saved for a wedding gown
Couldn t fall in love until it came and knocked her down
They meet at a place, a place where people meet
"Life ain t all that bad" he says, and she says, "I agree"
It s a fairy tale for a dragon and a witch
They re perfect for each other, she ain t pretty he ain t rich
They re a little bit surprised by what they ve found
Couldn t fall in love until it came and knocked them down
A pretty girl with coal black hair
Takes her handsome beau to a family affair
He kisses mama s right cheek and he gives daddy s hand a shake
Thinks to himself, "This must be some mistake"
He s just seen it come and go and come and go around
Couldn t fall in love until it came and knocked him down