Lyric The Church

I belong to the church of the well-endowed man
My member s big as a grizzly bear s head
My pants can t hide the bulge God gave to me

I m proud of the width and the length of my part
You should see me break the young girls hearts
I always draw a crowd when I take a pee

Well I don t mean to brag but my main piece drags
And when I got to bed the mattress sags
It s hard to doze when you re long as a firehose
Oh lemmee tell ya...

We belong to the church of the well-endowed man
If you measured us in feet we d be over ten
Thank you Lord for making us well-endowed men

Thank you Lord for making us well-endowed men.