Lyric Useless Stuff

A-e(bass g#)-f#m-e-d-e-a
D-f#m-e-d-bm-e(7-sus4)-d-f#m-e-d-e-a
(ending:d-e-ax2
D-a-e-a)

I m so fucking sick
I m the king of the world
I m a genius of useless stuff

Some people they gotta work
Well i just hang around
Dreaming up useless stuff

So if i call you from time to time
I said my life is such a drag
I feel like a hag please shut me up

Girl would you like to live my life
And i ll be with you tonight
I ll be your useless stuff

Now everybody wants to be our friend
So we act real zen
And hang around with movie stars

So if i call you from time to time
I said my life is such a drag
I feel like a hag kick me in the ass

Girl would you like to live my life
And i ll be with you tonight
I ll be your useless stuff
I ll be your useless stuff
Can i be your useless stuff?