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Lyric Bill & Ted s Homosexual Adventure


Two California valley boys
The very best of friends
They used to go on dates with girls
But now they don t pretend
After trying to deny it
They went ahead and tried it
Couldn t believe how excellent it felt
It s no bogus journey
It s their hearts true yearning
It s time for Bill & Ted s
Homosexual adventure to begin
In the garage
They re practicing their guitar solos
But in the bedroom
They re practicing on one another
School was such a pain
What a way to waste your brain
Cause you know what s on their minds
Hey dude, 69!
They might seem kind of dumb
But they re not rubes
They got each other by the pubes
Squeezing on one another´s tubes
One s dark, one is blond
Day an night they get it on
They got condoms in their pockets
Plug into each other s sockets
They learned from Socrates
And other ancient Greeks
The art of homo love
And sexual techniques
They may not be too bright
But they know what they like
A love affair most triumphant
It s no bogus journey
It s a boner journey
It s time for Bill & Ted s
Homosexual adventure to begin