Lyric Callin In Sick

Hit my snooze alarm for the 27th time
Just don t feel like goin to work - I think I ll call my boss, then I m
Gonna hack and cough and wheeze
Swear I ve got some strange disease
What s that little twerp gonna say?
Hey
I m callin in sick today
Callin in sick today

I could shine my pennies or clean my lava lamp
I could spend all day in my underwear watching "Ernest Goes to Camp"
I could sit and count my hair
I could burp my Tupperware
I m not busy now anyway
Hey

I m callin in sick today
Callin in sick today
Ain t goin to work, no way
Callin in sick today

I can do anything I want to
I am invincible now
I m on fire, baby
I m alive, I m alive, can you hear me, world?
I m alive!

Maybe I ll spend all day staring at the sun
And trying not to squint
Maybe I ll make a huge color tapestry from
My belly button lint
When I m sick of takin abuse
I just make up some lame excuse
Freedom s just seven digits away
Hey

I m callin in sick today
Callin in sick today
Ain t goin to work, no way
Callin in sick today