Lyric Grapefruit Diet
Who s that waddlin down the street?
It s just me, cause I love to eat
Fudge and Twinkies and deviled ham
Who s real flabby? Yes, I am!
Every picture of me s
Gotta be an aerial view
Now my doctor tells me
There s just one thing left to do--
Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
Throw out the pizza and beer
Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
Oh, get those jelly donuts out of here
Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
Might seem a little severe
Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
I m gettin tired of my big fat rear
Blow, flatty!
Well, I used to live on chocolate sauce
Made sumo wrestlers look like Kate Moss
Walked down an alley and I got stuck
I got more rolls than a pastry truck
When I m all done eating
I eat a little more
When I leave a room
First I gotta grease the door
Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
Can t have another eclair
Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
I gotta decrease my derriere
I m on a Grapefruit Diet
I m on a Grapefruit Diet
I m on a Grapefruit Diet
No more pie now
No more creme brulee
Lay off the gravy
And souffle
No french fri-yi-yies now
No ice cream parfait
Mr. Cheese Nacho
Stay away
Oh, I think I d sell my soul
For a triple patty melt
But I need a boomerang
When I put on my belt
Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
Lay off the 3 Musketeers
Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
Until my big booty disappears
Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
Eat em till they re comin out of my ears
Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
Cause I haven t seen my feet in years
I m on a Grapefruit Diet
I m on a Grapefruit Diet
I m on a Grapefruit Diet
It s just me, cause I love to eat
Fudge and Twinkies and deviled ham
Who s real flabby? Yes, I am!
Every picture of me s
Gotta be an aerial view
Now my doctor tells me
There s just one thing left to do--
Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
Throw out the pizza and beer
Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
Oh, get those jelly donuts out of here
Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
Might seem a little severe
Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
I m gettin tired of my big fat rear
Blow, flatty!
Well, I used to live on chocolate sauce
Made sumo wrestlers look like Kate Moss
Walked down an alley and I got stuck
I got more rolls than a pastry truck
When I m all done eating
I eat a little more
When I leave a room
First I gotta grease the door
Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
Can t have another eclair
Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
I gotta decrease my derriere
I m on a Grapefruit Diet
I m on a Grapefruit Diet
I m on a Grapefruit Diet
No more pie now
No more creme brulee
Lay off the gravy
And souffle
No french fri-yi-yies now
No ice cream parfait
Mr. Cheese Nacho
Stay away
Oh, I think I d sell my soul
For a triple patty melt
But I need a boomerang
When I put on my belt
Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
Lay off the 3 Musketeers
Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
Until my big booty disappears
Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
Eat em till they re comin out of my ears
Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
Cause I haven t seen my feet in years
I m on a Grapefruit Diet
I m on a Grapefruit Diet
I m on a Grapefruit Diet