Lyric My Baby s In Love With Eddie Vedder

Oh, my baby, my baby she don t want me no more
Ever since she saw his poster in that record store
She says the way he grinds his molars is really sexy
She thinks he s so darn dysfunctional and Generation X-y
She likes his brooding angst and his wild-eyed stare
Yeah, he s her very favorite slacker multi-millionaire

Well, my baby s in love with Eddie Vedder
She s all crazy bout that Eddie Vedder
Once she was mine, but now I better just forget her
Cause my baby s in love with Eddie Vedder

Now, every time I see him, well, he looks so grim
I guess it really must suck to be a rock star like him
What a pain in the butt to have so much success
Spending all his time moping and avoiding the press
But my girl can t get enough of his sullen demeanor
Like he s some bit tortured genius
and I m some kinda wiener

Well, my baby s in love with Eddie Vedder
She s got a thing for that Eddie Vedder
Tell me, what can he do that I can t do better?
Now my baby s in love with--
I said I said I said my baby s in love with Eddie Vedder
Head over heels for that Eddie Vedder

I knew we were headin for disaster
When she caught me hangin out at the Ticketmaster
Now she s got an unrequited adoration
For the frustrated, agitated, designated alienated
spokesman for the disaffected grunge generation

Well, I don t wear Doc Martens and I don t wear flannel
And I don t boycott the music video channel
And I just can t compete with all that money and fame
But I know two can paly at this kinda game
Yeah, well, let s just see how jealous she ll get
When I start stalking Alanis Morissette

Well, my baby s in love with Eddie Vedder
She s all crazy bout that Eddie Vedder
Once she was mine but now I better just forget her
Cause my baby s in love with--
I said I said I said my baby s in love with Eddie Vedder
Why d she have to fall for that Eddie Vedder?
If she wants to leave me, I guess I better let her
Cause my baby s in love with Eddie Vedder