Lyric Since You ve Been Gone

Since you ve been gone
Well, I feel like I ve been chewing on tinfoil
Since you ve been gone
It s like I got a great big mouthful of cod liver oil
Oh well, I m feelin like I stuck my hand
Inside a blender and turned it on
You know, I ve been in a buttload of pain
Since you ve been gone
(Since you ve been gone)
I couldn t feel any worse if you dropped
A two-ton bowling ball on my toes
(Since you ve been gone)
It couldn t hurt anymore if you shoved
A red-hot cactus up my nose

Since you ve been gone
Well, it feels like I m getting tetanus shots every day
Since you ve been gone
It s like I ve got an ice cream headache that won t go away
Ever since the day you left me
I ve been so miserable, my dear
I feel almost as bad as I did
When you were still here