Lyric Truck Drivin Song

I m drivin a truck
Drivin a big ol truck
Pedal to the metal, hope I don t run out of luck
Rollin down the highway until the break of dawn
Drivin a truck with my high heels on

My diesel rig is northward bound
It s time to put that hammer down
Just watchin as the miles go flyin by
I m ridin twenty tons of steel
But it s sure hard to hold the wheel
While I m still waiting for my nails to dry

Oh, I always gotta check my lipstick in that rear view mirror
And my pink angora sweater fits so tight
I m jammin gears and haulin freight
Well, I sure hope my seams are straight
Lord, don t let my mascara run tonight

Because I m drivin a truck
Drivin a big ol truck
Smokey s on my tail and my accelerator s stuck
Got these eighteen wheels a-rollin until the break of dawn
Drivin a truck with my high heels on

Oh, I don t mind when my crotchless panties creep right up on me
And my nipple rings don t bother me too much
But when I hit those big speed bumps
My darling little rhinestone pumps
Keep slippin off the mother-lovin clutch

But still I m drivin a truck
Drivin a big ol truck
Headin down the interstate, just tryin to make buck
Wearin feather boas with sequins and chiffon
While I m drivin a truck with my high heels on

I m drivin a truck
Drivin a truck
Got a load to carry and some eyebrows left to pluck
And I m late for my appointment down at the hair salon
So I ll be drivin a truck with my high heels on