Lyric Frank s 2000" Tv

Frank s 2000" TV
Risin above the city, blocking out the noonday sun
It dwarfs the mighty redwoods and it towers over everyone
I still remember when that delivery truck came down our block
What a lucky guy, I hear he got the last one in stock
And the neighbors are just green
They say, "That s the biggest screen we ve ever seen!"

It s Frank s 2000" TV
Everybody come and see
Frank s 2000" TV

There s Frank s remote control, you can look at it but don t touch it, please
Cause Frank s the one in charge and he decides what everybody sees
The picture s crystal clear and everything is magnified
Robert DeNiro s mole has got to be ten feet wide
Everybody in the town
Can hear those 90,000 watts of Dolby Sound
And I m mighty proud to say
Now I can watch "The Simpsons" from 30 blocks away

On Frank s 2000" TV
Everybody come and see
Frank s 2000" TV
Everybody come and see

I m gonna get one of my own real soon
It s like having a drive-in movie in your own living room
Whoa, hey now, hey no na na na now
Hey now, Hey now na na now

Frank s 2000" TV
Everybody come and see
You won t believe it
Frank s 2000" TV
Everybody come and see
Frank s 2000" TV
Get a 2-year warranty on parts and labor
Frank s 2000" TV
Frank s 2000" TV