Lyric I Lost On Jeopardy

Ohhhhhh...
I was there, to match my intellect, on national TV,
Against a plumber, and an architect, both with a Ph.D.
I was tense, I was nervous,
I guess it just wasn t my night.
Art Fleming gave the answers,
Oh, but I couldn t get the questions right-ight-ight

I lost on Jeopardy,
Baby,
(Oooh.)
I lost on Jeopardy,
Baby,
(Oooh.)

Well I knew I was in trouble now,
My hope of winning sank,
Cause I got the Daily Double now,
And then my mind went blank.
I took Potpourri for one hundred,
And then my head started to spin.
Well, I m givin up. Don Pardo,
Just tell me now what I didn t win,
Yeah, yeah.

I lost on Jeopardy,
Baby,
(Oooh.)
I lost on Jeopardy,
Baby,
(Oooh.)

volume set of the Encyclopedia International, a case of Turtle Wax, and a
year s supply of Rice-a-Roni, the San Francisco treat. But that s not all!
You also made yourself look like a jerk in front of millions of people! And
you brought shame and disgrace on your family name for generations to come!
You don t get to come back tomorrow! You don t even get a lousy copy of your
home game! You re a complete loser!!

Don t know what I was thinkin of,
I guess I just wasn t too bright.
Well, I sure hope I do better
Next weekend on The Price Is Right-ight-ight

I lost on Jeopardy,
Baby,
(Oooh.)
I lost on Jeopardy,
Baby,
(Oooh.)
I lost on Jeopardy,
Baby...