Lyric One More Minute

Well, I heard that you re leavin ,
Gonna leave me far behind,
Cause you found a brand new lover,
You decided that I m not your kind,

So I pulled your name out of my Rolodex,
And I tore all your pictures in two,
And I burned down the malt shop where we used to go,
Just because it reminds me of you.

That s right, you ain t gonna see me cryin .
I m glad that you found somebody new,
Cause I d rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass,
Than spend one more minute with you.

I guess I might seem kinda bitter.
You got me feelin down in the dumps.
Cause I m stranded all alone in the Gas Station of Love,
And I have to use the self-service pumps!

Oh, so honey, let me help you with that suitcase.
You ain t gonna break my heart in two.
Cause I d rather get a hundred thousand paper cuts on my face,
Than spend one more minute with you.

I d rather rip out my intestines with a fork,
Than watch you going out with other men.
I d rather slam my fingers in a door,
Again and again and again and again and again.

Aw, can t you see what I m tryin to say, darlin .

I d rather have my blood sucked out by leeches,
Shove an ice pick under a toenail or two.
I d rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with
my tongue,
Than spend one more minute with you.

Yes, I d rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks,
Or stick my nostrils together with Krazy Glue.
I d rather dive into a swimming pool filled with double-edged razor
blades,
Than spend one more minute with you.

I d rather rip my heart right out of my rib cage with my bare hands
and then throw it on the floor and stomp on it till I die...
Than spend one more minute with you.