Lyric Fat

Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth or I ll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
Cause I m the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right

My zippers bust, my buckles break
I m too much man for you to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I ve got more chins than Chinatown

Well, I ve never used a phone booth
And I ve never seen my toes
When I m goin to the movies
I take up seven rows

Because I m fat, I m fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I m fat, I m fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I m fat, I m fat, come on you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
Don tcha call me pudgy, portly or stout
Just now tell me once again who s fat

When I walk out to get my mail
It measures on the Richter scale
Down at the beach I m a lucky man
I m the only one who gets a tan
If I have one more pie a la mode
I m gonna need my own zip code

When you re only having seconds
I m having twenty-thirds
When I go to get my shoes shined
I gotta take their word

Because I m fat, I m fat, sha mone
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I m fat, I m fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I m fat, I m fat, you know it you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds
Lemme tell you once again who s fat

If you see me comin your way
Better give me plenty space
If I tell you that I m hungry
Then won t you feed my face

Because I m fat, I m fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I m fat, I m fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I m fat, I m fat, you know it, you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
Woo woo woo, when I sit around the house
I really sit around the house

You know I m fat, I m fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I m fat, I m fat, you know it, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know, you know, you know, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And you know all by myself I m a crowd
Lemme tell you once again

You know I m huge, I m fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I m fat, you know, hoo
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I m fat, I m fat, you know it, you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And the whole world knows I m fat and I m proud
Just tell me once again who s fat