Lyric Like A Surgeon

I finally made it through med school
Somehow I made it through
I m just an intern
I still make a mistake or two

I was last in my class
Barely passsed at the institute
Now I m trying to avoid, yah I m trying to avoid
A malpractise suit

Hey, like a surgeon
Cuttin for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Organ transplants are my line

Better give me all your gause nurse
This patient s fading fast
Complications have set in
Don t know how long he ll last

Let me see, that I.V.
Here we go - time to operate
I ll pull his indsides out, pull his insides out
And see what he ate

Like a surgeon, hey
Cuttin for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Here s a waiver for you to sign

Woe, woe, woe

It s a fact - I m a quack
The disgrace of the A.M.A.
Cause my patients die, yah my patients die
Before they can pay

Like a surgeon, hey
Cuttin for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Got your kidneys on my mind

Like a surgeon, ooh like a surgeon
When I reach inside
With my scalpel, and my forceps, and retractors
Oh oh, oh oh, woe, oh

Ooh baby, yah
I can hear your heartbeat
For the very last time