Lyric Cavity Search

Listen to the Muzak
Hearin people scream
Sittin in the waiting room
Readin crappy magazines
With a toothache
This is it, pal
Root Canal

My molars are impacted
I m gettin gum disease
I m gonna need some fillings
Got twelve cavities
Can you help me
Have mercy
Doctor, please

My teeth are a fright
Got a huge overbite
Numb me, drill me
Floss me, bill me

You jab at my nerve endings
It s driving me insane
Just give me nitrous oxide
Shoot me up with novocaine
Help me out here
Cause I m so severe
Pain

Please stop for a bit
Let me rinse and spit
Numb me, drill me
Floss me, bill me

You validate my parking
I think that I m okay
But you make one more appointment for
A week from Saturday
Cause you came upon
A problem on
My x-ray
Oy vey!

I m getting absurd
Well, I hope I m insured, now
Numb me, drill me
Floss me, bill me