Lyric I ll Repair For You ( A Theme For Home Improvement )

So you got dry rot and your water pressure s weak
Your trash compactor s broke, the roof has sprung a leak
You just found out your toilet s overflowed
And your smoke detector s smoking and your heater s gonna explode
But

I ll repair for you (when the roof starts to fall)
I ll repair for you (all the cracks in your wall)
I ll repair for you (every nail, bolt and screw)

Your washer s busted and your faucet drips all night
You got some termites with a healthy appetite
Well have no fear, I ll patch up every hole
And I m licensed and I m bonded, even se habla espanol
So

I ll repair for you (when your doorknob is loose)
I ll repair for you (when your plunger s no use)
I ll repair for you (with a caulk and hot glue)

I am prepared to tackle all kinds of paste and spackle
You got a leaky shower, I ll be there in an hour
With stucco, bricks and plaster, I am a Jedi master
We ll help you through your crisis
Check out our low, low prices too, yeah

Your floors are sagging and your plumbing s shot
But if you don t mind my hairy butt crack every time that I squat

I ll repair for you, anything that you need
I ll repair for you, and my word s guaranteed
I ll repair for you, I ll rewire it too
I ll repair for you
I ll repair for you
I ll repair for you, every nail, bolt and screw